Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20190326121735

(Read the intro if you haven't already:https://smt64-and-friends.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:120048)

The way to reach the world was quite simple, at least for agents like them. The same console that beeped for the mission also had a portal to the portal network, containing a portal to each and every canonical continuity. All they had to do was enter the right one, and they'd be right where they needed to be!

So, our agents found ourselves in.. Paletumque?

Deric:No, no, NO! This doesn't even make any sense! How could we have ended up HERE?

Deric:Is Avia here? She BETTER be here, so that we can say SHE brought us here to kill Legumen, to bring order back! We can't cross planes on our own!!

Celia:..Maybe not naturally, but remember, we fought the war, didn't we? Maybe we still have abilties from them! Anyways, we should probably get prepared to gather our charge list. The fic's about to start.

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''Hi my name is Legumen Gently Pumpkin Sue Rainbow!!1! I am a glorious boi with huge wings for ears and rainbow underbelly and flying beans!''

Celia:Well, it couldn't get more blatant of a Sue than that. I don't even NEED to analyze Legumen!

I used to be a boring boi, but I changed one day!!!

Deric:Yes, you surely did. You changed from annoying, to being a Sue who's warping the very fabric of canon.

''I was just looking to visit the Ancientz, but then I came across an amazing place called the Meloon Saloon. Of course I went there, to buy some gradual watermelon. I was given the best of biggest slice of gradual watermelon, because I am awesome!''

Over at the Meloon Saloon, a slice the size of the table came into being. (The World's largest watermelon is 268 pounds.) "The Ancientz" also popped into existence, confusing the people around the area.

''But then I accidently killed somebody. There was a ball in the sink and I liked it, but they took the ball out of the sink so I kill them!''

The Mary Sue took a generic plant formation, and strangled the bit character.

Deric:...They forgot to specify HOW, didn't they?

Celia:At least the world had enough information to fill in the gaps..

''So Adolebitque proposed to me, and I was guilty so I said "I am guilty, you do not want." But then everybody wanted to arrest me, so I said "I am not guilty." and everyone believed me!''

The Sue's influence spread across the dimension, magically charming the gods, and getting them out-of-character. The agents' presence also called things into question.

Celia:What? Don't mind us, we're just interdimensional explorers! Wow, for a world of gods, this place is quite boring!

Deric:Well, we're not through just yet, anyways...

''Then we all wrote a song about me, but then my abusive dada Eclipse came. I screamed "Eclipse came to me with a voice. "Be angry and stand there!""''

Deric:Wait. You screamed up the narration in the story? Speaking the narration is a charge.. *jots down that*

Celia took out her analysis device, and pointed it at Eclipse.

''Eclipse, God of Wildlife and Agriculture. Canon. 12% in character. CHARACTER BREAKDOWN!''

Celia:..How could they have gotten Eclipse completely wrong?

Deric:Oh, come on-The author obviously hated Eclipse, so they made Eclipse look bad! Besides, if canon was intact, we wouldn't be here. At least now we have another charge. And another case of Sueness.

So we ripped out Eclipse's organs, painted them green, and turned them into a sign outside that listed all of my attributes, none of which were bad.

Celia:Alright, killing Eclipse without the Immortalkiller, that's a charge.. There's being blatant about being a Sue again.. 