Board Thread:Stories/@comment-34100315-20190131093259

For the longest time, the gods have wanted this to stay hidden.

This embarrassing manuscript, never to be told of again.

But we foolish humans have recovered it.

Feast your eyes upon Legumen the Legend...

The first trollfic.

Chaptur 2 - Last Furst Loaf!!1!
S OOOO I was walking around, when I saw sum very supicious folk. A edgy tigger and a guy in a cloak. I let out an anime gasp, and stated "What are you doing? aRE YOU THE ONE WHO SAVED ME--" F i y a h wrapped around my muzzle. "YOU WILL ONLY SING Q U I E T L Y." hissed the tigger. Then the cloaked guy explained what was happened in a very complex and detailed way.

"We came here to kill you"

So yeah, they ATTACKETH me! I almost DIE! But then, leaping in came my L O A F... ADOLEBITQUE! He shredded up the tigger and the cloaked guy (who were Itajira and Aeram seperately) and they bled out their guts on the floor.

And then we had a beautiful wedding, and my good friends Existential Taylor, the turtle in the world, and the guy who stole my lunch. We all sang my favorite emo song, Death of Diarrhea. 