Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20190326121735/@comment-26186871-20190328110637

--Part 7:The Timeline Revolving--

Meanwhile, at the wedding, Airius and his stupid girlfriend Amore were having a good time.

And, as you probably know by now, the agents aged.

Deric:Wow! Somehow, the author predicted this would happen, and put a nice "Meanwhile" to smooth the transition!

Celia:There's no way that this is what happened. We just got lucky.

''"The wavy bride, this is a beautiful wedding!" Panthes, the priest, chirped. Then, I muttered "Well, yes but I'm offended. Unfortunately, the bad bride is a big beach." Everybody gasped, with Airius crying out "The language!"''

Celia:EVERYBODY heard you MUTTERING? How loud are you?

Everyone gasped again.

Deric:It's not how loud she was muttering, it's how good they became at hearing. Haven't you learned?

''But then, Ticker, who was the lord of sith lords, realized, and grew angry. He chased me across all countries, trying to kill me, but all the kings in America said I could stay there, so I did!''

The agents, you guessed it, de-aged.

Celia:..At no point in time was America filled with kings.

Deric:Did they think that when America was a colony, a king ruled over there? The kings were still all the way in Europe, though they did rule OVER America.

Ticker:You know what? That's a great idea.. I'LL KILL ALL THE KINGS OF AMERICA, AND ADD THEM TO MY CLOTHING!!

Tinker then began chasing Ticker.

Suddenly, Adolebitque burned down the door, and began hitting Airius over the head with his hammer.

Celia:He wouldn't do that..

Deric:He's affected by the Sue, of course he's doing that.

''"Have you ever heard of the Teeth? No?" I teased. The Teeth was the name of Adolebitque's hammer. I saw Ticker though, but he was running himself. I was going to pulzervize him with my blaster gasters, but he screamed "Not now, a triverse maker is looking to kill me!"''

Celia:It's called Gaster Blasters. Look what you just made! *Several Gasters show up, and they're all looking to blast*

I began tossing many eggs at Airius and Amore, as everybody else attending the wedding began to clap and cheer me on.

Celia:Didn't they all gasp before?

Deric:Amazing how swiftly a Sue can get what she wants..

''Suddenly, Tinker and Fantasize appeared. Tinker blasted him many times, and Fantasize unsheathed her katana. But they were too weak to stop in, so I kill stealed for them!''

Deric:Having Legumen be more powerful than Tinker. *adds to charge list*

''I soon solved the problem of Amore and Airius' wedding by decapitating them with some sharp sciences equipment. I soon nailed them off in a main building in Ohio, and we never saw them again.''

The agents.. age again.

Celia:This story really can't get its time straight!

They de-age again.

Deric:*heavy breathing* Well, they can't even get their chapters right! I'm not suprised! (Do you know how many times they've had to use portals to change their location to fit the fic? They might be getting a little worn out!)

''Adolebitque and Adipiscing then appeared, and they clapped! Glad to have so many supporters!''

Celia:And of COURSE they'd know EXACTLY where and when to show up, despite not being there to know a thing about this..