Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20171213231025

(This happens during the events of Chapter I, but from the VILLAIN'S point of view.)

Dark Mage:"Alrght, fellow minions. Today is the day that we make our invasion of the kingdom! TODAY IS THE DAY, THAT WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! We've already captured the Infinite Gem, split it into nine pieces where nobody can find it, and sent guards over for each of them, so nobody can stop us now! MUAHAHA!!!! So, here's the plan", the Mage prepares to lecture his minions, holding up a board, with several pages of paper, providing imagery. "First, we conjure up a dark spell. THEN, we gather 100 pounds of iron. THEN, we build a weapon using these blueprints.", the Mage says, while holding the blueprints. The Mage then turns to the next page, putting the blueprints away. "THEN, I sit on the toil-Wait, what? WHO DID THIS?!" One of the minions laugh. "THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!", the Dark Mage shouts. (Kudos to whoever gets the reference)

Dark Mage:"Alright guys, that was NOT a part of the plan!! So, you build the weapon, and.." The minions leave. "GUYS!! COME BACK!! I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! GUYS?!?!" He follows the minions

Minion #4:"And you discover buried treasure. Roll for-"

Dark Mage:"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ROLEPLAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLAN LECTURE?!?!"

Minion #2:"Well, the hero hasn't slain any the guards. So we have all the time we want."

Dark Mage:"No, we DON'T. We have to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, not just SIT there and play games! We have to kill the hero!!" He looks at the minions in the Warrior branch. "Warriors! Set off into formation!! Stand guard for the hero! And remember the strategic advice I taught you!" They salute, and head off to their positions. 