Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20190326121735/@comment-26186871-20190326152013

--Part 2:The Fading of Order--

''S OOOO I was walking around, when I saw sum very supicious folk. A edgy tigger and a guy in a cloak.''

Deric:Did they seriously? They really fused the triverse with the Leobear reality? Does they not know this causes problems? Who's the real god of reality, Schrodinger, or G?

Celia:Leobear did that themself, despite the paradoxes, probably as a result of this fic. Though a real charge is turning Aarem from a tiger into a "tigger"!

I let out an anime gasp, and stated "What are you doing? aRE YOU THE ONE WHO SAVED ME--"

Celia:Throw. The. CHEESE!!

Deric:Not yet!!

''F i y a h wrapped around my muzzle. "YOU WILL ONLY SING Q U I E T L Y." hissed the tigger.''

Celia:Okay, there's making Aarem out of character.

Then the cloaked guy explained what was happened in a very complex and detailed way.

Deric and Celia:Show, don't tell.

"We came here to kill you"

Celia:Unless you're absolutely terrible at showing.

''So yeah, they ATTACKETH me! I almost DIE! But then, leaping in came my L O A F... ADOLEBITQUE!''

And as those words came into effect, Adolebitque turned into a loaf of bread!

Deric:..They really need to learn to spell.

He shredded up the tigger and the cloaked guy (who were Itajira and Aeram seperately) and they bled out their guts on the floor.

Celia:Giving another god below the primordials the ability to kill gods without the Immortalkiller.. That's a charge.

And then we had a beautiful wedding, and my good friends Existential Taylor, the turtle in the world, and the guy who stole my lunch.

Deric:You guys had a wedding without anyone even proposing?

Celia:They're SILBLINGS!! They don't marry each other at all! This entire wedding is implausible!

Deric:You're right. We'll add it to the charge list.

We all sang my favorite emo song, Death of Diarrhea.

Celia:..Adolebitque wouldn't sing that song. *scans Adolebitque with the analysis device*

[Adolebitque, God of Land animals. 25% in-character.]

Deric:They just can't get anything right, can they?