User blog:TheFreddyFromThePizzaria/(The Time Has Come)News:POKEMON IN REAL LIFE?!

We have word that the digital creatures called "Pokemon" have somehow appeaed in real life.. Bringing Gyms and Pokecenters with them. And Professor Oak is even here! Professor Oak, do you know what happened?

Prof. Oak:Well, frankly, we don't know. When real-life Pokemon started to appear, I studied them, and decided to become the Pokemon Professor! And now look-I even made a Pokedex! You want a starter Pokemon?

News Reporter:Well, let's shift over to see if we have more witnesses!

Magikarp:Derp. ;3

Pikachu:Pi! Pika Pikachu!!

Gyrados:ROOAAAAR!

Mewtwo:What are you two doing in my cave? LEAVE NOW!! *charges up Hyper Beam*

Old Man:Want to know how to catch Pokemon?

Zapdos:ELECTRIC STRIKE! *uses Thunderbolt*

Celebi:Sorry, I'm not taking you back in time.

News Reporter:..Well, we'll be hearing from more Pokemon later! See you so-

Jesse:Prepare for trouble!

James:And make it double!

News Reporter:We'll continue after we beat Team Rocket.. They'll still doing thier intro.