Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20190326121735/@comment-26186871-20190327190619

--Part 5:Bad Geography--

Suddenly hoards upon hoards of HALCANOPENERIANS broke into my house and knocked me out with cake cut near the heart cry.

Deric:So she's weak to cake now?

Celia:Clearly, she just took the hit so she could get saved by someone else.

Deric:..Right, I forgot about that one.

I woke up in the sun, which was a code name for the evil evil hotel.

Celia:So... the Sun Hotel? The Sunshine Hotel? The Sunshine Institute?

Deric:Oh, come on..

''Then, appearing right in front of me came... TICKER! And he was wearing clothing made of DEAD KIRBY CHARACTURS!''

Celia:Is this even Ticker at all?!

''AND THERE WAS A POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND, AND WRITTEN ON IT WAS "FEAST OF LIFE!" ALSO ATROPA WAS THERE TO REMOVE MY ORGANS WITH A HACKSAW AND TURN THEM INTO CUPCAKES.''

Celia:Okay, are they ruining canon ON PURPOSE or something?

Deric:You know, I actually haven't thought of that! It very well could be trollfic! Even still, it's been done badly, and it caused all of this.

Ticker grabbed his pink sparkly knife and cut into my flesh, he stole my pancreas but in the morning about self-defense, so sitting in my hotel I threw the iceberg at Ticker.

Celia scanned Ticker with her device.

''Ticker. Canon/noncanon/canon/noncanon 0/0 blueberry pie'' *the device explodes*

Celia:Wait, it EXPLODED?!

Deric:The thing can't even tell if Ticker's a canon character anymore!! They didn't just change the canon, they flat-out replaced it!! Add that to the list! Add it to the list!

Celia:Well, now I can't even use the device anymore!! NOW how am I supposed to find out how in-character everyone is?

Deric:..We can't. But hey, at least my device still works, so we can find out how in-canon the world is!

''Blood and organs spilled from his face, and then he flew off. I left the dungeon and kissed Adolebitque, and Adipiscing went to me asking for forgiveness. I told her that her blog wasn't responsible.''

Celia:Wait, you're telling me that ad was actually RESPONSIBLE for all of this?

Deric:And there's making Ticker so weak that one iceberg does THAT much damage!! Add another charge!!