Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20200208163139

Okay, I see that Munchkins and Dragons is dead.

..I guess I never got to fixing the other characters up, have I? I guess I should have finished that so I could keep the quest going.

But hey.. It's not COMPLETELY dead. Instead, you get to have some non-canonical shorts instead!

--Blooper 1--

Avia:And.. MAGE HAND!!

The enemy knight's sword moves to hit the enemy themselves, before falling out of his grasp. Then, Boladin gives the final hit, defeating the knight.

Avia:And yet another victory!

Drogo:Loot time!

..50 gold, 20 silver, and 60 copper. ..And the sword.

Avia:We already have a sword.. So we should probably sell it at the shop.

Boladin:While we're there, can we get a stronger weapon?

Avia:Yes, we can..

-At the shop-

Shopkeeper:Hello there!

Avia:We're selling this sword.

Shopkeeper:Okay, you get 5gp for that.

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Alex:Hmm.. Deric, should we try to steal the item?

Deric:Oh, you're suggesting it? I thought I was the only one...

DM:Come on, guys, you're supposed to be the heroes. Don't steal!

Alex:Avia's Lawful Neutral, not Lawful Good.

DM:Yes, but stealing is against the law!

Alex:Lawful simply means she has a strict code of conduct.. Not that it matches the "law" out there. As long as we don't get caught, we're fine.

Alex:So, Deric, I'll just have Avia cast Invisibility on you, and that should give you a bonus.

The invisible Deric manages to get out with the magical bow!

DM:Well, guess what, guys? You got it for free. Are you proud of yourselves?

Alex:I mean, it saved us gold pieces, so we have more for spells, so.. yes?

Deric:Yeah, Drogo saved a lot of gp!

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THIEF:Mission accomplished.

Gimble:Seriously, why did you guys do that?

THIEF:Are you complaining about having more money in your pockets?

Gimble:But now he probably won't like us!

Avia:We're probably not going to see him again anyways. We'll just have to wait until there's something else for us to do.

Laurel:HE- Oh, thank goodness we meet again! There's a dragon in the mountain nearby, and he's been causing us quite the trouble! Rampaging the village, and stealing magical items from stores!

Avia:A dragon? ..Well, you can count on us!

THIEF:Yeah! We'll take down the dragon for you!

Laurel:Oh, thank you, Avia and THIEF.

THIEF:Wait.. What did you call me?

Laurel:THIEF. That's your name, right?

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Deric:Are you KIDDING me right now? 