Board Thread:Opinion Place/@comment-30744559-20180828164135

Today we’ll see those Creepypastas to be so weird and absurd to not be scary but sometimes funny or even ridiculous. Let’s be clear, I don’t hate or dislike the Creeptpastas I’m gonna show. I actually like them.

Disney Creepypastas
In this case we’re not talking about one Creepypasta but a lot (like, seriously, a lot) of Creepypastas about the Disney (yay, childhood ruined!). Seriously, there are tons of Creepypastas out there of our favorite animated company and they all more or less say the same things: satanism, Illuminati, alive Disney characters, etc... Now, probably some of you probably find these Creepypastas scary, realistic or even think there are material proofs to support them but let’s be serious: tons of scary theories about a company that makes toons is kinda funny (sure, Disney had its creepy moments but still).

Zalgo
Zalgo, an all-powerful demon with seven mouths who holds a candle and a black hole and will bring the apocalypse... and what does he do? He corrupts toons and comics. Probably he doesn’t have any other way to interact with our world but... seriously... no wonder Zalgo is seen more like a meme than a Creepypasta.

Jeff the killer
No, you can’t touch my Jeff! He’s perfect! Well... ok... almost perfect........ ok, fine! The story is bad written and in fact it was moved from the Creepypasta Wiki to the Trollpasta Wiki. First of all, Jeff gets crazy for like no reason. Hell Jeff, I’ve been bullied too but I don’t kill my whole family. Also, how did he survive with cutting his cheeks? What is he, a surgeon? And you may think the remake makes this character a serious Creepypasta but nope! In the remake he turned from Joker to Two Faces. Like, why? In the next remake he’s gonna be Bane?

Sonic.EXE
And finally, we have arrived to him! Another Creepypasta moved to the Trollpasta Wiki. Ok, so, it should deserve the role just because it is like those Disney Creepypastas but guess what? There is more! Now, I don’t know what version of Sonic.EXE you read but in the original story, at the end, the protagonist finds in his room... a Sonic doll! Tails Doll, I found your besties. And the creator also explained what Sonic.EXE is, probably trying to make everything more serious but... failed. Pratically, Sonic.EXE is an entity from another dimension who got obsessed with Sonic and so haunted a its game. So yeah... an Eldritch Abonimation, something like Cthulhu or Yog-Sothoth, obsessed with a videogame character... to the point to copy that character........ yeah, Sonic.EXE is the last level of a Sonic fanboy. And what makes me laugh the most is that there are people who take this character seriously and even consider him Pure Evil. Like, when they call him “Pure Evil” I think to something like “OMG, it’s a Sonic fanboy! The purest form of evil in the Sonic fandom! Run!”.

Final thoughts
These Creepypastas aren’t bad but are surely not scary. What? You still think they are? Ok then! Here’s something really scary!  