Board Thread:Stories/@comment-34100315-20190129231249

For the longest time, the gods have wanted this to stay hidden.

This embarrassing manuscript, never to be told of again.

But we foolish humans have recovered it.

Feast your eyes upon Legumen the Legend...

The first trollfic.

Chaptur 1 - Nawt teh Saem!!1!
Hi my name is Legumen Gently Pumpkin Sue Rainbow!!1! I am a glorious boi with huge wings for ears and rainbow underbelly and flying beans!

I used to be a boring boi, but I changed one day!!!

I was just looking to visit the Ancientz, but then I came across an amazing place called the Meloon Saloon. Of course I went there, to buy some gradual watermelon. I was given the best of biggest slice of gradual watermelon, because I am awesome!

But then I accidently killed somebody. There was a ball in the sink and I liked it, but they took the ball out of the sink so I kill them! So Adolebitque proposed to me, and I was guilty so I said "I am guilty, you do not want." But then everybody wanted to arrest me, so I said "I am not guilty." and everyone believed me!

Then we all wrote a song about me, but then my abusive dada Eclipse came. I screamed "Eclipse came to me with a voice. "Be angry and stand there!"" So we ripped out Eclipse's organs, painted them green, and turned them into a sign outside that listed all of my attributes, none of which were bad. 