User blog:Official Leobear Productions/ROUGE IDIOT, A ITAJIRA SHORT STORY

sometime before any of the events of stuff that happened Itajira had a son Itazira, after Itazira heard his mom killed his dad, Itazira found his dad in a place eating toast and fries for some reason.

Chapter One: WUT
Itajira even killed a woman who had purple substance because he went berserk. Itazira saw him and pretty much took him to his place, however Itajira had the keys to the original house a.k.a. the First Mitsumata Castle and so they went there, Itazira said "Hey dad why do i hear clanking", Itajira said "oh well i got resurrected as a Bio-robot by some Flower People and they wanted to use me to destroy something", Itazira then just got out of the house

Chapter TOOO: WTF HAPPENED
Itajira decide to call a old friend, Itajira said "Pick Up... yes", then this old friend was a man named Nox, Nox said "Hello, who is it", Itajira said "hey Nox, it's me do you have anything that can well get out of a robot", Nox said "yeah i'm gonna send it", Itajira then said "Thanks Nox!" Itajira waited for a long time however he saw something a flower was moving, The Flower people captured him

Chapter THREE: DA FUQ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
"eh where am i" said Itajira and then a flower person had spoken "your with us Slave and now you are gonna march on that city and you are gonna destroy them" and so they took control of his body (except his freedom to talk), Itajira arrived only to say "Do de do. Do a little rampagem I might go to the deli later, I am in the mood for a pickle sandwich"

Chapter FOUR: WUT DAP FUQ MAN
Soon Itazira's best friend Wosna came and said Ita decided to destroy the world without me.... wait your not Itazira"..... "as i was saying i'm Ita your closest friend" said Itajira, Wosna said "I'm like 73% certain you aren't my best friend in the whole wide world man, dude i can totally see one of you mechanical arms.", Itajira then said "WHAT DISGUISE!?! I AIN'T NO DOUBLEGANGER! Now give me your jaw!, Awkward Chase scene

Chapter Five: duu wuut nowww
Itajira then said "see my yellow beam is no different from usual" and then Itazira came and said "Hey dad what ya doing" and then Itajira said "You shut your pie hole, I'm the real Ita, and i ain't under known alien control either." and then Itazira said "Double negative. Allow me to end this facade" and then he blast him only to reveal mechanical parts underneath

EPILOGUE
Itajira then said "I'm outclassing you" and then Itazira said "Your not even hitting me" and then they had a beam clash and Itajira was freed from the flower people's control THE END