Board Thread:Stories/@comment-34100315-20190206082059

For the longest time, the gods have wanted this to stay hidden.

This embarrassing manuscript, never to be told of again.

But we foolish humans have recovered it.

Feast your eyes upon Legumen the Legend...

The first trollfic.

Chaptur 3 - Serrendur!!1!
So I was listuning to quartz rocks, anime, cristemois diasomia dibesi, and compressed diabetic watermelon. Then I decided to visit the internet, and check out my good friend Adipiscing's blog post. Then I saw a Craigslist ad, and I clicked it.

Suddenly hoards upon hoards of HALCANOPENERIANS broke into my house and knocked me out with cake cut near the heart cry. I woke up in the sun, which was a code name for the evil evil hotel. Then, appearing right in front of me came... TICKER! And he was wearing clothing made of DEAD KIRBY CHARACTURS! AND THERE WAS A POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND, AND WRITTEN ON IT WAS "FEAST OF LIFE!" ALSO ATROPA WAS THERE TO REMOVE MY ORGANS WITH A HACKSAW AND TURN THEM INTO CUPCAKES.

Ticker grabbed his pink sparkly knife and cut into my flesh, he stole my pancreas but in the morning about self-defense, so sitting in my hotel I threw the iceberg at Ticker. Blood and organs spilled from his face, and then he flew off. I left the dungeon and kissed Adolebitque, and Adipiscing went to me asking for forgiveness. I told her that her blog wasn't responsible. 