Board Thread:Roleplaying/Fun and Games Board/@comment-26186871-20171018001744

(Welcome to D&P, a story of how MLP would have gone as a D&D campaign! I’ll mostly be using the 3.5 Edition, though quite a lot of things will be different, like races, and a Cutie Mark mechanic… You might be able to work these out, or if this becomes popular enough, I’ll explain these mechanics in more detail in a blog post. Also, for both so that you can easily tell who is playing who, and that I couldn’t come up with original names, I’ll be naming the players the same as their characters, but with quotes around them. Then there’s the DM, who’ll be named as such.)

DM:And that concludes the Star Wars Campaign!

“RD”:Take THAT, emperor! Your death star DESTROYED again!! Have any idea what our next campaign will be?

DM:Actually, I do. I’ve been thinking about this for a while… We’ve been doing quite a lot of combat-oriented campaigns, and I’ve decided, how about we take a break from that kind of campaign? The next campaign will take place in a magical land, with unicorns and pegasi! And strong earth ponies. Here, I’ve written out the details for you all here. *hands a copy of the details to the other six players* We’ll meet back in a week after you’ve made your characters. Also, we’re using point-buy to balance things and prevent someone from faking their rolls. You each get 30 points.

“RD”:HAHAHAHA!!!! ‘’’Bahahahaha!!!’’’ Are you SERIOUS? PONIES?!?! Nothing cool can POSSIBLY come out of ponies! And what? Combat’s the fun of the game!

“RY”:Darling, much of the fun of the game comes from the roleplaying! I’m sure the DM has a great campaign for us, like he always does!

DM:This world’s a LOT cooler than it might sound. Come on, unicorns are pretty much wizards! There’s a whole race who can fly naturally!

“RD”:Go on, humour me. I’ll show up for ‘’’one’’’ session, and if you don’t impress me by the end of the session, I’m out, after laughing at how LAME it is! I’ve never been a DM, and I could come up with something at LEAST 20% cooler than PONIES!!

(To be continued...) 