Board Thread:Ask OCs/@comment-27701081-20170127035152/@comment-28920015-20170127060332

Ok. *goes to find the song* Spoilers btw.

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world. Harlequin Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad Youth roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade Frost and frogs, light and rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts and Denizens Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's ends. Black Queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies Ecto-biology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God Tiers, March drag WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

You can't fight the Home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Exploring with A-ra-di-a Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad Equius, Fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eri-dan in half And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled Faygo, recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you Troll Jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk Uu, uu Princely tights Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus And Strife Specibus Heir and Knight Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here Chorus You can't fight the Home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again Tick, tock, break heads Honk honk Scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

You can't fight the Home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on You can't fight the Home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the Home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

That's that.