Thread:Capitano Nox/@comment-25886131-20180420133607

When le friend or le girlfriend says that somebody has hurt her...

Normal people: "Oh, don't take this so close, let's blah-blah-blah..."

Horror!V-07: "KILL HIM!"

When somebody says that their TV isn't working...

Normal people: "Bring it to repair."

Horror!V-07: "STEAL A NEW ONE!"

When something is blocking someone's way and he/she asks for help...

Normal people move it.

Horror!V-07 f(QUACK)s it up with his superhuman strength and sends it flying. (Not literally, he doesnt f(QUACK) objects.)

When cops arrive at the crime scene...

Normal criminals: "OH F(QUACK), RUN, RUN!"

Horror!V-07: "OH, A LUNCH!" 