Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-34100315-20181229004003/@comment-26186871-20190103193638

FNAF Fan:I'm going to call Freddy's and talk to Freddy!!

.*ring*

???:Hello, Best Buy, how can I help you?

FNAF Fan:..I'm looking for Fazbear Enterainment.

???:Fazbear.. what?

FNAF Fan:Do you know them? This is their number, right?

???:No.. *hangs up*

--5 minutes later--

???:Okay, sorry, but the place doesn't exist. It's just from some game.

--5 minutes later--

A better FNAF fan:Fazbear Entertainment closed down in 1993, do you even know the lore? Why did you think you could still call them?

[December 31st, 1993]

William Afton:Yes, we've filed the bankruptcy.. Yes, we're closing down, you don't have to worry about the foul odor anymore..

-1-800-FAZ-BEAR no longer exists.-

[???? ??st, 199X]

???:Now that we've got our business plans set up, what number should we use for our company? They're starting to run out of good ones.. I guess this one looks fine.. Yeah, 329-CEAP! CHEAP without the H, because we have cheap deals!

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Lesson:Do NOT try to call companies that no longer exist!!

(Note:CEAP and BEAR both correspond to the same number.)