Board Thread:Stories/@comment-34100315-20190212111744

For the longest time, the gods have wanted this to stay hidden.

This embarrassing manuscript, never to be told of again.

But we foolish humans have recovered it.

Feast your eyes upon Legumen the Legend...

The first trollfic.

Chaptur 4 - Runnin!!1!
So I was visitung Egypt to do charity work, because you know, I am perfect and awesome and totally not a hypocrite. But then I realized they were worshipping... A SITH LORD! So I stole all their spoons, causing a spoon shortage, electricity, and poisoned flowers. Most of them died, and then I killed their spirits.

But don't worry, they all went to the Love Dimension after that, which is a heavenly paradise, so I'm not a hypocrite!

But then, Ticker, who was the lord of sith lords, realized, and grew angry. He chased me across all countries, trying to kill me, but all the kings in America said I could stay there, so I did! I saw Ticker though, but he was running himself. I was going to pulzervize him with my blaster gasters, but he screamed "Not now, a triverse maker is looking to kill me!"

Suddenly, Tinker and Fantasize appeared. Tinker blasted him many times, and Fantasize unsheathed her katana. But they were too weak to stop in, so I kill stealed for them! Adolebitque and Adipiscing then appeared, and they clapped! Glad to have so many supporters! 