Legumen the Legend

Legumen the Legend was one of the very first fanfics, as well as the first trollfic in existence. It was written by Legumen herself.

Location
When Legumen the Legend was first written down by Legumen, it was placed in Earth. However, Tinker wrote down three more copies on stone tablets. The locations of these tablets are unknown, but at least one was in the Kittydog multiverse.

History
A few years after the events of Chaos Will Reign, Legumen thought it would be funny to write a silly story and give it to the humans, claiming it as fact. She wrote the story over the events of a single week, and later gave the first copy, which was originally a book, over to the Australians.

The Australians believed it, since Legumen had created the entire continent of Australia, and soon began burning their shrines and temples to any god other then Legumen, and while Legumen had never planned for it to go that far, she found it absolutely hilarous, and didn't intervene.

Unfortunately, the other gods weren't very happy, and Inky informed Legumen that she had to tell the Australians that the book was a joke or they'd destroy it. Legumen refused, so the gods took matters into their own hands. They muddied up the pages of the book, smearing all the ink so it was hard to read, and buried it in Asia.

Tinker, however, found the story to be hilarous, and wrote it down on three stone tablets that he scattered through out the multiverse so they wouldn't be found. It's still unknown where two of the tablets went, but the third is known to have been in the Kittydog multiverse.

Chapters
Chaptur 1 - Nawt the Saem!!1!

Chaptur 2 - Last Furst Loaf!!1!