User blog:TheFreddyFromThePizzaria/Things Alex is No Longer Allowed to Do in Dungeons and Dragons

(This list all happened BEFORE the events of Munckins and Dragons:It was a different campaign. I'll probably add to it over time.)

1.[5e] No, I can't wish for more wishes. 2.Can't bring a boss back to life to kill it again for more EXP. 3.[BECMI] No, I cannot just sell treasure and buy it again for free EXP. There's a reason why EXP is not awarded until the end of an adventure. 4.[4e] No more playing this edition. It's broken. 5.[3.5e] Can't make a custom spell that removes the need for spell preparation:That's what the Sorcerer class is for. 6.Can't make Charisma my dump stat, then ask them to do the opposite of what I want:Bad Charisma means bad Bluff, after all. 7.If I fail my Sense Motive check, can't give a hint to the party that I failed. 8.In fact, this applies to all Wisdom checks. 9.And Intellegence checks. 10.[3.5e] No, I can't wish to automatically Ascend to a Rank 20 Deity. 11.If the party rushes into a fight with a plan that will fail, can't shout "LEEEEROY! JENKINS!"