Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20190326121735/@comment-26186871-20190328230607

--Part 9:The Destruction of Canon--

''The club let me discover many new railways, so many it made me say "Oh me oh my oh me oh my!" I liked the club so much I enthusiastically shouted "I like Shapes!"''

Celia:Yep, Amore is definitely a Sue.

Deric:Or the story decided it wanted Legumen to mess up somewhere so it can claim Legumen is not a Sue! "What, YOO THINK SHE'S SUE? LOOK, SHE MADE A MISTAK!! She flaw TOO! She's NOT A SUE!!1 Just awesome!!"

Celia (laughing):You're probably right.

I liked Shapes so much that in my first visit, I stayed paid to stay there for a week.

Deric:It's just paid! Not "stayed paid"!

''The first day goeth. But then, the scary dove put in in a scary room, and said "You and I have linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals, it fills it's pockets, blessing all the verbs. We will also talk about the good times and the dry times, what is your family? Taxi ride, please kiss the backseat. Facebook knows the driver radio. I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY."''

Deric:..That is the worst dialouge from a god I've ever heard.

''The scary dove was Amore, and she was starving all the people of food and money so she give it all to the verbs, was causing droughts in times of great harvest to ruin said harvests, had made me forget my family, made people fall in love with taxis, and made Mark Zuckerberg fall in love with the taxi driver's radio! Oh, and she was the confederate army, but who cares?''

Deric:Canon cares! The Confederacy was killed off at the end of the Civil War, and yet, this is clearly taking place long after then, with Facebook and taxis being around!

The room they were in started to flicker. The design of the room was constantly changing between the designs in the 1800's, and present day. The agent's total exprience points, and current items also flicker to take into consideration how long their disguised forms have supposedly been on Earth from, leading to a VERY disorienting experience.

Deric:Just w-wheen it COULDN'T GET WORSE!!

I was so enraged that I rented a car and ran over Amore with it many times.

The time period, and thus the agents as well, restabilized, being in modern day.

I then made many large trees and trees in the street grow out of her body, so many that she turned into a street.

Deric:And of COURSE it's THAT easy.

Then I turned the street into a tree and bread, and roasted her by saying "That's my hair. With the black eggs you know it's clear.

Celia:..I don't get it.

Deric:Neither do I, honestly.

It was so good of a roast Adolebitque teleported to me.

Celia:Of COURSE, he notices something he wouldn't notice.

We kissed and had twenty million newborns, and Tinker ripped out Amore's organs for torturing us, as well as Inky's for promoting her in the first place.

Celia:Inky isn't even physical, there ARE no organs, and Inky can't be killed without the Immortalkiller! Even WITH the Immortalkiller it's hard!

Deric:Adding that to the list.. Wait, does filling up the area with TWENTY MILLION newborns count?

And La Manie came back to life, and we all lived happily ever after.

Celia:How?!

Deric:Because plot convience. Looks like the fanfiction's over. We've gathered up all our charges. Now we just have to find out a way to put a STOP to this..