Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-26889090-20180719041807

Warning, the following is meant to be a parody and not meant to be taken seriously:

1: Welcome to Sonic Mania or as I like to call it, Sonic The Hedgehog 5

2: Okay, so today modes are...Story, Multiplayer, Extras and Options.

3: Okay, now I am gonna play as Mr. Needlemouse and Miles.

4: Now this cutscene is.....the same as Sonic 3 and Knuckles..........INNOVATION LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.

5: Okay, so a claw pulls up an new gem that have powers.....like that we haven't deal with powerful gems...right, right?

6: Can't wait for the level to start, it is...

7: Oh, we're back here again.......................I would rather have Oil Ocean back

8: Time to jump in that big ring

9: WHAT IS THIS!?

10: We finally collect the Chaos Emerald.

11: Okay, so this is a boss, with wrecking balls, but it is better because two.

12: Now time for Act 2 and find more big rings.

13: Okay, now we finally reach the boss...which is the Death Egg Robot.....like that haven't been used before.

14: Now we won and we see Eggman with some robots.....wonder they are important, wonder the next level is.

15: Chemical Plant Zone......eh, it is better than Green Hill Zone.

16: Collect the 2nd Chaos Emerald, it was tough but we made it.

17: Now this boss fight is just stupid, it is using chemicals.

18: Now we enter a bonus stage and it is-

19: You know what SEGA needed again, to include fast blue balls.

20: Oh, a Medal.

21: Yes, I got an Chaos Emerald

22: Hmm, wonder the next boss fight--

23: Okay, this the best boss in the entire game, Screw Death Egg Robot, this is awesome, wish Eggman was harder though.

24: Now, we reach the next zone, it is probably Sky Sactunary if we are following the good releases for Sonic Generations.

25: Oh, a new zone, Zone 1 and 2 let me down.

26: Yes an Chaos Emerald.

27: I can't believe this game ripped off Bendy and The Ink Machine, this game is actually good and doesn't make me wish I am dead and I am still salty for Chapter 3.

28: Wonder what is next?

29: Okay, while this boss fight is good in theory, I wouldn't make everything blue because of Sonic being blue.

30: Beat this asshole.

31: WHOA, PUT A SEIZURE WARING OR ANY!

32: This is fun.

33: I am just gonna skip the level.

34: Time to fight the boss.

35: What's sad this boss is better than any of the 06 bosses.

36: Yes I win and I am going to--

37: Oh, so from Orginial actually fun zone to this place........Flying Battery Zone.

38: Yay, this is fun.

39: *insert Sonic falling footage*

40: Welp, game over.

41: *Skips footage to the boss*

42: Come on, let me come up there, or we can dine Chilli Dogs with each other ;)

43: Uhh..forget what I said.

44: Yay, it is odd.

45: Rain in an Sonic Game, what's next, people mistaking Sonic for another Hedgehog?

46: Where's that damn fourth Chaos Emerald?

47: Okay, this is weird to go through.

48: Eggman, is the spider nessasary?

49: Yes, I win.

50: How did I get here?

51: This isn't so bad.

52: I'm lost.

53: This boss looks familar.

54: Love this zone's theme.

55: This zone is more fun than that game with the plumber go karting.

56: Oh, Ninja.

57: I won.

58: Yay I am teleporting.

59: *Insert Sonic dancing Gif* This song rocks.

60: Oh, this zone is also funky.

61: Okay, this boss fight annoys me.

62: Going to the future.

63: Some music bits from this zone ripped off from Earthbound.

64: Who am I gonna fight next?

65: METAL SONIC!?

66: RUN BLUE HEDGEHOG.

67: Oh, tiny Silver Sonics :3

68: YAY.

69: *Shows picture of Sonic X Metal Sonic* What?

70: RACE.

71: I win.

72: WATHER, HELL NO.

73: *Made it to the boss*

74: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FROM SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES!

75: *Skips to number 2*

76: Hate this.

77: Oh, reminds me of Sky Chase.

78: YES, the 5th Chaos Emerald *Fails to get it.*

79:

DEAR SEGA, THIS GAME IS MADE FROM POOP. FROM ALEX KIDD.

80: Yay, flying.

81: Let me let me ask this: HOW DOES THIS BOSS FIGHT WORKS?

82: I win.

83: Fang/Bean/Bark?

84: This song is funky.

85: SEGA have a Casino Fetish

86: The boss fight is a wizard....fuck you.

87: Next zone.

88: Great...this one.

89: *Finally manage to get Chaos Emerald* Now I hate white gems.

90: This boss is odd.

91: Hate Act 2.

(19)92: Hate this boss fight but neat callback to the one in Sonic 2 for a bit.

93: Next zone please.

(19)94: YES, LAVA REEF ZONE.

95: *Gets the 6th emerald* I am gonna win :D

96: DIE BOSS.

97: Oh, Hidden Palace.

98: *Gets the 7th Emerald*

99: Everybody Super Sonic Racing.

100: DIE BOSS.

101: Sonic CD again

102: Who thought of sending the sprites back should get fired.

103: Sonic 1 boss....

104: What the hell?

105: No comment.

106: Now Tails Doll have a canon girl friend and Tails Doll would insert his gem to Amy Doll's special Zone........sorry.

107: Final zone.

108: This is a weird boss.

109: YES, I MADE IT TO ACT 2

110: This place is funky.

111: I LOVE THIS BOSS

112: *Dies*

113: Dammit, I need Super Sonic.

114: The song is good.

115: I WIN,

116: Oh..

117: SUPER SONIC STYLE.

118: This song sounds familair

119: Let's show the world what we can do.

120: I am gonna win.

121: I WIN.

122: *Skips footage to Knuckles story until Mirage Saloon Zone*

123: Cool.

124: *Skip until Knuckles fight the Heavy King*

125: THIS IS AWESOME.

126: Now to beat Blue Spheres.

127: *Fills up with Gold Medals with only few Silver Medals.*

128: I am never playing Blue Spheres again.

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Total: 128

Sentance: YOU'RE TOO SLOW. 