Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20190326121735/@comment-26186871-20190327210407

--Part 6:Distorted Timeline--

So I was visitung Egypt to do charity work, because you know, I am perfect and awesome and totally not a hypocrite.

Deric and Celia both go back down to their original levels, and de-age back to their original disguised forms.

Deric:It's SO great we're dimensional travelers now. Wait, where'd my levels go?

Celia:We're back in the ancient times again.

So I was sittin in my house, when I suddenly got a letter.

Deric and Celia age once again, and jump back up to 36 again.

Celia:Wait. Wasn't she visiting Egypt?

Deric:The author must have made two of the same chapter, so the world doesn't know which came first! And because of that, it thinks BOTH are happening at the same time!!

Celia:Oh my goodness.. Why can't they get a beta reader, or at LEAST check over their fanfic?!

Deric:I have NO idea. This world really needs a fanfiction university.

That triggered me to cheer "WE JUST GOT A LETTER, WE JUST GOT A LETTER, WE JUST GOT A LETTER, I WONDER WHO IT'S FROM" before opening it.

Celia:This is why nobody likes you, Legumen..

Deric:At least she's acting in-character for once! ..I think. Is she?

Celia:I don't know, and I can't check, because my device decided to BLOW UP!!!

''It was an invitation to Airius' wedding. He was getting married to Amore! That was unfortunate, as Amore was a bad bride!''

Celia:Amore is literally the god of LOVE. Getting married to her is a BLESSING!

Deric:That's true, but remember:Legumen HATES Amore! This is actually accurate from her perspective, there's no problem here.

''But then I realized they were worshipping... A SITH LORD! So I stole all their spoons, causing a spoon shortage, electricity, and poisoned flowers. Most of them died, and then I killed their spirits.''

The agents de-age again.

Celia:..Why are we even doing this?

Deric:We DEFINITELY should have been elves.

Celia:Also, how'd the poison flowers show up from the spoon shortage? And Egypt didn't even USE electricity!

Deric:I'm charging them again..

But don't worry, they all went to the Love Dimension after that, which is a heavenly paradise, so I'm not a hypocrite!

Celia:..What does that have ANYTHING to do with hypocrisy?

Deric:I have NO idea.