Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26186871-20180115221308

Episode 1-Make some friends, Twilight:Part 1

''Once upon a time, in the magical ponyland, there were two regal princesses that pretended to be queens and ruled over the land. One raised the sun, while the other was only able to lift the moon. Jealous of the elder's power, the younger decided to turn totally EEEVIIILL, making the story 20% cooler! So, the elder sister banished the evil Nightmare Moon into the moon with the Elements of Harmony, and started raising the moon too, because it's so light compared to the sun.''

Twilight:And everypony lived happily ever after.. What a great story! Who needs friends when you have books?

Twinkleshine:Oh! Twilight! We're having a party! Wanna come?

Twilight:NOPE.

Twilight:Alright, books books.. Elements.. Aha! Right here! Wait.. See Mare in Moon?

Spike:She doesn't exist!

Twilight:The book says she exists, so she exists! And she'll be coming back tomorrow, because it's been a thousand years since she was banished, and villains always escape 1000 years after their banishment! Spike, write a letter to the princess! "Dear Princess Sunbutt, it has come to my attention that Nightmare Moon will be returning tomorrow to doom Equestria. I request that the Elements of Harmony be used once again on her. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

Spike:Oh look, she already replied!

Twilight:But I didn't even send the letter yet!

Spike:This is an abridged series, Twi. That scene was cut out. "My faithful Twilight.. Stop being such a bookhorse and make some friends!"

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Spike:Oh, Twilight.. We're heading to Ponyville, where the Summer Sun Celebration is! They even have a library!

Twilight:Well, I'm just going to stay in the library the whole-

Pinkie:Hey there fel-*gasp*

Spike:*burps out a new letter*"PS:Also, prepare everypony for the celebration. I'm giving you this mission so you don't try to cheat out of making friends. Meet me at the hall-As for right now, I ran out of strawberries, so I'm buying more."

Twilight:*groan*

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Twilight:Howdy, AJ, I'm here to sample some food.

Applejack:STAMPEDE!!!

Applejack:Welcome to our western feast! Here, have ALL the food! Also, let me introduce you to all 20 members of our family!

Twilight:Ugh.. I ate too much... I think I'll be heading back to the libr-*CRASH*

Rainbow:Hey there, fellow. Oh, you're splattered in mud! Well, time to dry you off! Rain-blow DRY!

Twilight:Alright, just clear the clouds and we'll be done.

Rainbow:Not now. Let's be friends instead! And help me become a Wonderbolt!

Twilight:Here's a tip for joining the Wonderbolts:ACTUALLY DO YOUR JOB AND CLEAR THE CLOUDS.

Twilight:Alright, next is decorations.. Oh, they're already fine. Let's just leave.

Twilight:And music is fine too. Now it's time to just head back to the library.

Twilight:Alright, now we're here... All alone from those crazy ponies, and we have time to actually do some-

Pinkie:SUPRISE!!

Twilight:...I'll be upstairs staring at the window. You guys have your fun. I'm not wasting any more time!

Spike:Twilight, wouldn't staring at the window be wasting time too?

Twilight:Excellent point, Spike! That I won't be listening to!

-8 hours later-

Spike:Rise and shine, Twilight! It's time for us to see the sun rise!

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Mayor:Alright everypony! Welcome to the Summer Sun Celebration!

???:BOO!!! YOU SUCK!!

Mayor:You there... be quiet. Now, time to meet the princess of the day-PRINCESS SUNBUTT!! *opens the curtain*

.*cricket sounds*

Rarity:She's GONE!

Nightmare Moon:MUAHAHA!! I have returned!


 * cricket sounds*

Nightmare Moon:DOES NOPONY EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?

Twilight:You're Nightmare Moon, right?

Nightmare Moon:Yep! And you know why I'm here too, right?

Twilight:..Nope.

Nightmare Moon:WHAT?! How could you not know what I was going to do?

Twilight:Umm..

Nightmare Moon:Did you not read of the prophecy? Did you not see the signs?

Pinkie:There weren't any! Those were cut!

Nightmare Moon:What? COME ON!! SOMEPONY JUST SAY WHY I'M HERE!

Nightmare Moon:Know what? You all suck!! ETERNAL NIGHT FOR ALL OF YOU!

[To be continued] 