Board Thread:Stories/@comment-26186871-20171214192723/@comment-26186871-20171218160815

Yep. Next comes the Mage.

And while the hero may start going into random houses, that probably won't start until AFTER it's revealed WHY they're special.

Also, the merchant does have an intelligent reason not to go in the dungeon, but it's pretty "selfish". It's the simple fact that you can't kill a merchant in an RPG. For some reason, you just can't. And the same can be said in this world because it's in an RPG. When I said RPG mechanics are canon, I meant ALL of them. Even the weird ones-It's supposed to be an RPG parody. So they basically stay behind the stand the entire time, 24/7, so they're never vulnerable. That little Munchkin. *wink*.