Board Thread:Stories/@comment-34100315-20190327235503

For the longest time, the gods have wanted this to stay hidden.

This embarrassing manuscript, never to be told of again.

But we foolish humans have recovered it.

Feast your eyes upon Legumen the Legend...

The first trollfic.

Chaptur 6 - Feerluss!!1!
So I was writing down some poetry to give to Adolebitque doing our awesome date.

"The tree of the more boyfriends, in the trails that I go. Friends and my friends in the grass, drink ye rapidly, and then slow. Come and start talking to me? I consider you one time. Take my hand, stopped. Composer Airbnb for free. I begin to dance, and I want to sing!

P.S. As a virgin, you and I know that I wanna love you."

But then, a scary dove appeared, and said "Now, now, follow me. Do not worry about the demon." I was so nice that I trusted her, so she led me to the back of her car, and began telling me many things. "Son, we speak many words. My loins and gave me. Now, now follow me. Now, now follow me."

She then drove into a lovely club called Shapes. I offered to pay, and she said I could, so I pushed and pulled with the work of change. However, as soon as I got in, I felt my conscience pressing rain, but I was in love with the place's system so I was fine with it. The bouncer asked me if I truly deserved to get in, but the dove covered for me by saying "Yesterday she was in my class, now my linens, such as spices!" The bouncer happily let me in!

The club let me discover many new railways, so many it made me say "Oh me oh my oh me oh my!" I liked the club so much I enthusiastically shouted "I like Shapes!"

I liked Shapes so much that in my first visit, I stayed paid to stay there for a week. The first day goeth. But then, the scary dove put in in a scary room, and said "You and I have linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals, it fills it's pockets, blessing all the verbs. We will also talk about the good times and the dry times, what is your family? Taxi ride, please kiss the backseat. Facebook knows the driver radio. I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY."

The scary dove was Amore, and she was starving all the people of food and money so she give it all to the verbs, was causing droughts in times of great harvest to ruin said harvests, had made me forget my family, made people fall in love with taxis, and made Mark Zuckerberg fall in love with the taxi driver's radio! Oh, and she was the confederate army, but who cares?

I was so enraged that I rented a car and ran over Amore with it many times. I then made many large trees and trees in the street grow out of her body, so many that she turned into a street. Then I turned the street into a tree and bread, and roasted her by saying "That's my hair. With the black eggs you know it's clear. It was so good of a roast Adolebitque teleported to me. We kissed and had twenty million newborns, and Tinker ripped out Amore's organs for torturing us, as well as Inky's for promoting her in the first place. And La Manie came back to life, and we all lived happily ever after. 