Board Thread:Stories/@comment-34100315-20190323211014

For the longest time, the gods have wanted this to stay hidden.

This embarrassing manuscript, never to be told of again.

But we foolish humans have recovered it.

Feast your eyes upon Legumen the Legend...

The first trollfic.

Chaptur 4 - Sayfy!!1!
So I was sittin in my house, when I suddenly got a letter. That triggered me to cheer "WE JUST GOT A LETTER, WE JUST GOT A LETTER, WE JUST GOT A LETTER, I WONDER WHO IT'S FROM" before opening it. It was an invitation to Airius' wedding. He was getting married to Amore! That was unfortunate, as Amore was a bad bride!

Meanwhile, at the wedding, Airius and his stupid girlfriend Amore were having a good time. "The wavy bride, this is a beautiful wedding!" Panthes, the priest, chirped. Then, I muttered "Well, yes but I'm offended. Unfortunately, the bad bride is a big beach." Everybody gasped, with Airius crying out "The language!"

Suddenly, Adolebitque burned down the door, and began hitting Airius over the head with his hammer. "Have you ever heard of the Teeth? No?" I teased. The Teeth was the name of Adolebitque's hammer. I began tossing many eggs at Airius and Amore, as everybody else attending the wedding began to clap and cheer me on. I soon solved the problem of Amore and Airius' wedding by decapitating them with some sharp sciences equipment. I soon nailed them off in a main building in Ohio, and we never saw them again. 