Board Thread:Theory and Debate board/@comment-26186871-20161031233334

Everything Wrong with MatPat's Sister Location Theory

1:32-The franchise itself is overcomplicated. Of COURSE the correct theory will be overcomplicated. *ding*

1:50-I actually have a theory about Silver Eyes. Ever thought that The Silver Eyes was just a sister location? A location different than the one we see in the games, yet still owned by the same Fazbear Entertainment? There's no paradoxes in the franchise-Only problems in the theories. *ding*

2:40-You know Scott's a troll, right? Completely ending all development of a story that still isn't solved doesn't exactly help a franchise. It will just lead to confusion about which of the two stories each theory is talking about, and lead to someone else mangling the two stories together unknowingly to make a mess of a theory. *ding*

2:45-It's all canon. Sister Location just doesn't bother to give any explanation, or even secrets to hint at an explanation, and instead just has a bunch of teasers with no answers-It's like FNAF1's trailer all over again. But the TV show doesn't really matter much, it's just Benedict enjoying his favorite show. *ding*

4:15-True, because several different theories rely heavily on why you play as, especially if it's William Afton, or if it's Purple Guy. I'll take away a sin for that. *gnid*

4:35-That's actually not a bad possibility. It does match Rick Astley completely. Except that Rick doesn't have purple eyes. But seriously, it's a lot better than the popular theory that you play as Afton, so I'll take off a si- Wait-you actually switched over to THAT theory? Come on! *ding* Also, Afton and the Purple Guy are two separate people. *ding*

5:50-So it's either Henry or Afton. Or not. The mysterious girl is in fact the daughter of either Henry or Afton. But who said the girl was speaking to YOU? The girl COULD just be your friend. *ding*

6:28-How exactly? How does this match a possible father for Afton? Why can't the girl be HENRY's father? *ding*

6:50-The games are all ABOUT being confusing. Getting fired was the ending twice, your location getting set on fire was another one, and another one ended with you getting BIT, and probably DYING after Night 6. Bad endings aren't uncommon in FNAF-You have no reason to be surprised, or say it's absurd. *ding*

7:15-Ennard is offly similar to the Puppet- you could say he IS the Puppet-Or at least a variant of him. We KNOW that Ennard was there, with you during the ending. He gave new life to you. And since you became metal instead of having the innards from before, you aren't automatically killed again like in my explanation for why Puppet has to STUFF THE KID INTO THE SUIT rather than just give life as is. *ding*

7:20-It's actually scientifically possible-If you believe in ghosts, that is. Remember, a springlock failure means your body is CRUSHED by the pressure of the endoskeleton. *ding*

7:35-Yeah, Scott's lost it. We have gained nearly NOTHING from this game. Oh, you think we did? If this and Part 2 don't give us this, then this will become a sin in the bonus round.

9:00-The Night 1 call proves Sister Location must take place after 1993-Likely the start of 1994. That's not so long ago when it's only 1995. *ding*

10:20-Because he was in PRISON for who-knows-how long. *ding*

10:50-"He was in a Springtrap suit when he said that. He IS one of them-An animatronic!!111 *dooing*" Actually, it's still a human in a suit. He said he IS one. He was in a suit-DRESSED as one. That's a not a sin. I'm taking it away for you, MatPat! *ding*

11:25-Correct-Henry built them, not Afton. I'm taking off a sin. *gnid* But I have another flaw that you didn't account for-Why would he take a normal job, and there be rooms he is restriced from, when he's one of tye OWNERS of the place? *ding* Also, by your very claim, you PROVED that HENRY is the one who is the child's father, and not Afton. HENRY built them just for his daughter. *ding*

12:10-WRONG! Afton and Purple Guy aren't the same. We know this for a fact because of the differences between the Missing Children Incidents in the book, and that of the games. They're two different locations. That's also why there are party rooms in the book, despite them not being in the FNAF1 location. *ding*

12:37-Actually, FNAF4 is in Fredbear and Friends, completely separate from Fredbear's Diner. This 1983 location was made because of the two comapnies fusing, due to Fredbear's being bought out by Fazbear Enterainment. *ding*

12:45-12:30-Fazbear Fright is AFTER the book. Swap the two positions, and keep the spacing, as 28 years is enough to put the two that far away. *ding*

Sin Counter:17

Sentence:Wait for Part 2! (I'll combine the two sin totals after the bonus round in Part 2.) 